Episode 72: MMA Fighter Iron Jaw tells us how to make it big in Mixed Martial Arts

   

 

We apologize for the delay to get out our latest show but we been busy with Finals for school.  But we are back and we recorded an extra long show for everyone. 

We got everyone back for the show this week including Luis V.  Luis said that he had finals this week and of course he failed them.  The only person who didnt have anything to do was Metalhead.  Dizzle has his first hate mail and reads it.  The guy basically says that hes angry that Dizzle does not let Metal speak and says that Dizzle is just jealous of Metalhead.  The guy ends the email by saying that Dizzle has a small penis.  Dizzle says that part is the only part thats true about the email.

We are still doing the Metalhead contest so we ask that our Fans send us in some clothes to dress him up as a high roller.  They don't have to be new clothes.  We currently have some awesome high roller Underwear from Toasty Boys and some Stainless Steel Metal Wallets from Hammacher Schlemmer.  You can get your own for yourself or as a Christmas gift here. 

We read some more emails, most of them talk about Metalhead being crazy and want to know how we found him.  Dizzle goes into Metalhead lore and tells us the History of how DIzzle and Metalhead met. 

Luis V talks about trying to find a job so he contacts a psychic from Brazil.  He actually believes her but we find out that everything she says goes off his initial question.  He wants to know how to get a job so then she guesses that he might be fat right and then she says he has a  ugly girlfriend.  Allen Chao says all those go hand in hand.

Up next we have Iron Jaw on who is a MMA fighter.  We find out what its like to be a MMA fighter.  He tells us if he beats up random people when hes not fighting and if chicks dig MMA fighters.  He also tells us just what its like to be able to take a punch.  Check out the Iron Jaw interview as he tells us how a amateur MMA fighter can get noticed and make it to the big leagues.

Metalhead talks about a Pizza place in his neighborhood that turned into an Indian Restaurant and he got really angry that Indians have come into his neighborhood and taken away the pizza restaurant. This makes Dizzle bring up what happened in India with the Pakistani terrorists.  We want to find out if Metalhead knows anything about world figures since he knew who Kim Jong Il was.  Metalhead goes off into a rant which makes Allen ask if this is another gossip game.

D-Mac has a story about his cousin in Mexico and him going to a strip club.  While his cousin was sitting with a stripper a shootout began for 15 minutes on the Mexican border.

Allen has a story about getting his car taken to get fixed by a Mechanic and getting ripped off. 
Dizzle talks about his new bike and how his mom can't stand bikes and flips out when she sees his new bike.  He also has a story about his mom's advice about women when he went off to college.

Dizzle plays clips of his phone call to T-Mobile where he got out of his cell phone contract.

One of our fans recently sent in a really nasty video that's worse than 2 girls one cup.  This one is one girl one plate.  Allen finds another video while watching this one at his school.  The video Allen has is of some girl getting done in the butt and then her anus rectum whatever you want to call it falls out of her body.

Here are the videos if you are interested

One girl one plate

Woman getting her anus ripped out her asshole.

We finally read the news and have a story about the first gay fraternity.  We also have a story about prisoners in Texas hiding cell phones in their anal cavity.